This made me laugh:

A Good News Story - and its About Beads, Too - Bead One, Pray Too: "Once there, I will blog from all of the places we visit - Turin (as in “The Shroud of”), Trent (as in the “The Council of”), Venice (as in “The Merchant of”), the Cinque Terra (I got nothin’ here), Florence (as in “A Room with a View” of), Siena (as in the Crayola crayon “Burnt Siena”) and, lastly, Rome (as in . . . . “There’s no place like . . . “)."