According to the Telegraph, women are "less patient then men," "want instant gratification," "lose interest if it doesn't work immediately," and "like using mobile phones because they are big talkers."

And are apparently either too dumb, or too lazy, to learn how to use digital music players:

"I've just started borrowing my husband's iPod, but he had to give me a lesson in how to switch it on and find a track, and I've got two pages of instructions that I take with me whenever I use it," says Lucy Dobbs, editorial director of a publishing company. "I would never attempt to download a song, because I know I'd make a mess of it - I'd probably end up closing down the National Grid."

Lots more interesting laughable quotes here.

Link from Popgadget.