This made me laugh, because, having worked as an admin in an office for so long, it sounded so familiar:

Of course, you're at least three inches taller than I am, so you needed to adjust the chair, which is totally understandable. And you did it so thoroughly! When I sat down, there was nothing left the way it was yesterday at all - you even adjusted the tilt of the seat, which I haven't been able to figure out how to do! The flipside being, of course, now I don't know how to put it back, and I will probably spend the rest of the day sliding off the front of my chair, but hey, make yourself at home. Of course, having performed major surgery on the chair, you would have to move the monitor. And take the keyboard off it's ergonomically adjustable tray and put it on the desktop? I noticed that you had to do some serious rearranging of cables to get that one done, since they're attached to the tray.

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