Even people who love that cat admit that she is, in fact, the most annoying. She's a rescue, and very literally neurotic about being petted. She must be touched, at ALL times, including the middle of the night, and will pat your nose (with claws out sometimes) over and over and over, no matter how many times you fling her off the bed, hoping that you might pet her little head just a bit.

For awhile, Dinah would wake me up in the middle of the night by reaching out and touching my face with her paw. Endearing, but annoying. She hasn't done that for awhile now, but she does insist on being on my lap every single freaking moment that I'm home. Again, endearing, but annoying. And it's not just that she has to be on my lap, she has to be on my lap with her little head cradled on my wrist. Otherwise, it just isn't right.

Yarn-A-Go-Go