I woke up this morning and thought, "this is my last day of being forty-three. I'll never be forty-three again." But I bet I don't feel forty-four tomorrow. I bet I still feel twelve.

Neil Gaiman

But the line that made me laugh was:

And yes, there will be a signing afterwards.

because I read it as, "And yes, there will be singing afterwards." Because, you know, it was his birthday.