But basic stuff like lipstick on the teeth? PLEASE SAY SOMETHING. Otherwise you will end up like me, and sit through an entire meeting not knowing that you have a large swath of purple ink on your cheek, from your earlier too-emphatic gesturing with an uncapped pen. I wonder if people just thought I had finally gone nuts and was getting all commando with the office warpaint. But wait, it gets worse.

mimi smartypants